Ode to a Paci

We started Zachary on a pacifier on Sunday night (Eden's been using one since she was two weeks old). Our Doctor was finally comfortable enough with Z-man's weight that he said that it'd be OK to give him one. Sunday night was the test. Z was breaking down and Dana whipped out the paci. Here's what I'm pretty sure what happened in Z's mind:
"I HATE EVERYTHING!!! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE" (insert paci) "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO...hey... what's this thing in my mouth...things aren't so bad...I love you mummy & daddy...zzzzzz......."